christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
So we were sitting in class today




and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went


and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

history in action

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"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

everything personal♡

Your idea of the perfect first date… A date that doesn’t feel like a date. And hopefully by the end, or throughout, very good kissing.


I’m trying not to hate the Lannisters for being assholes because that’s like saying all Slytherins are bad, but man fuck the Lannisters.

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May the force be ever in your favor, Harry. Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

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